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Wanna Look like Harley Quinn? Here's a makeup tutorial


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If I had lady parts, I would definitely give the Harley Quinn look a go... but it just doesn't go with my beard.  Still, I know a fair few fan-girls (and open minded fan-boys) of Harley so if this look is something you want to give a go, here is a step by step guide on how to get there.

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Scenes from Suicide Squad featuring Batman, The Joker & Harley Quinn

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The Joker drives a purple Lambo in Suicide Squad it appears, as can be seen in this chase footage Batman vs The Joke and Harley Quinn


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Now you can own KITT from Knight Rider!


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My dad and I loved watching Knight Rider when I was a kid - a talking hot car, "F**k yeah!"  Sadly the remake of the series just couldn't keep that feeling alive.

However if you've always dreamed of owning K.I.T.T. then you're in luck!  Unfortunately you'll need some serious bank tucked away as the car is expected to fetch as least six figures.

"As part of the The Gumball 3000 motor rally, Christie's is auctioning off David Hasselhoff's personal K.I.T.T. car. Yes, that's right, his own black 1982 Pontiac Trans Am from the Knight Rider television series will be put on the auction block on May 30th, 2015."

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"The Witcher" TV series and movies


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Did you know there was a Witcher movie and TV series?  Until I read this article by IGN I had no idea...

How to annoy the crap out of your iphone friends


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I hate 90% of Apple products (Booooo, I know right) but almost everyone I know loves the bejiggles out of them.  If you have such friends you can now annoy the crap out of them by texting them this code:

"effective. Power لُلُصّبُلُلصّبُررً ॣ ॣh ॣ ॣ 冗"

I don't know how people figured this out but when you receive the code it activates a bug in the phone, powering down the phone and locking the person out of their mail (which you can regain access to via another apple device). 

I imagine that Apple will be working on a fix for this real soon, until then, enjoy.

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An Honest Trailer for Grand Theft Auto Online

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Grand Theft Auto is one of my gaming staples, though I still haven't liked anything as much as Vice CityGrand Theft Auto Online sounds great, but has received some serious hate from the gaming community - as summarised by this video.



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Lego gaming gasms like you've never seen it before


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The Lego video games are massively popular but tend to keep things very low key / PG.  But what if some of the most popular first person shooters like Counterstrike, Bioshock and Portal were Lego games?  How would that look?  Check out this video to see for yourself.

"I used to be an adventurer but I took a Lego to the knee..."


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"Batkid Begins" will get you right in the feels

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A young Leukemia patient wants to be Batman as his last wish, so a group of people come together to make it come true and catch that journey on film.  This is a real life story of one kids dreams - check out the trailer, I challenge you not to get on the feels train.

Holy Bat-balls BatKid, it's a feels train...

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Halo vs Call of Duty - Aussie edition


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I thought this was going to be awful, but I have to admit, I laughed my ass off.

Which game is better, Halo or Call of Duty, is one the old school gamer debates.  Well these Aussie lads decided to put together a video demonstrating what it would be like if COD players encountered an assault from Master Chief.



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Redneck Avengers? Kay...

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If you ever wondered what The Avengers would sound like if they were American rednecks, now's your chance to find out thanks to this latest episode of Bad Lip Synch Reading.

Jaden Smith confirmed as Static Shock


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Everyone lost their minds recently when it was revealed that the next Spiderman reboot would most likely follow the Miles Morales storyline, ie the Black Latino Spiderman, and then everyone lost their minds again when it became clear that no, no they wouldn't be.

So will there be a black comic book character hitting the big screen?  The answer appears to be yes.

In a recent interview with The Walking Dead's Tyler James Williams the question of black superheroes came up and Tyler announced his pleasure at seeing Jaden Smith getting the upcoming role of Static Shock:

“I don’t know… What you’re taking about,” Williams says to Flicks And The City with a knowing smile. “But yeah no, it’s great to see Static Shock is happening with Jaden.”

No word on whether that is supposed to be public knowledge yet, but it's out there now.

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GAME OF THRONES' Emilia Clarke Teaser sings for her people


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Game of Thrones star Emilia Clarke follows Peter Dinklage and Nikolaj Coster Waldau, adding her voice to the Red Nose Day fun.


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Watch the GAME OF THRONES Kingslayer add his voice to Red Nose Day


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Well Yesterday we had Peter Dinklage singing for Red Nose Day and today we have the KingSlayer, Nikolaj Coster Waldau joining the act with a teaser from Emilia Clark. Enjoy.



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GAME OF THRONES' Peter Dinklage would like you to know that he's still alive for Red Nose day

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I think the internet has banded together on possibly one topic and one topic only:

"If the imp dies, we riot."

Peter Dinklage, who plays "the imp" on TV's The Game of Thrones is possibly my favourite character of all time.  Whether he's doing a dance or just having his name sung to the credits, I can't get enough of him - which is why I was delighted to watch this teaming up of Coldplay and Peter in a song reminding everyone that he's one of the last characters standing from season 1.  Also, somehow this raises awareness for Red Nose Day, which is my charity of choice.

Peter's character better not die because I don't see a music career in his future


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Delta airlines put the last few years of internet memes into a video


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*Passes Bong, brushes cheeto dust off face* "I have to write this f***ing airline safety video-"
*Coughs mid-inhale* "Oh my god, I hate those things bro - oh my god, look at this video of cats!!"

...Or at least that's how I imagine the creative team behind the marketing for Delta Airlines came up with the idea to stitch together the last few years of YouTube sensations and embedded them in this air safety video.



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Pirate Bay is gone, oops... it's back


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So in completely unsurprising news, The Pirate Bay was taken down and then went back up just as quickly.

If you don't know what the The Pirate Bay is, it's the largest and most popular Torrenting website ever made.  If you don't what torrenting is, turn of your pc, put it back in it's box - no more internet for you - also trolls are real, they don't live under a bridge, they live in a magic place called "the comments section".

Short version a Stockholm court in Sweden ordered that the piratebay.se domains be taken down be cause piracy is bad "m'kaaaay", shortly thereafter the site went up again with this message from TorrentFreak:

The TPB team informs TF that they have already begun redirecting the .SE address, rotating it to six new domain names.
As of now, the notorious torrent site is available through new GS, LA, VG, AM, MN and GD domain names.
Personally I have no idea why anyone would use a site whose traffic is so obviously monitored by the FBI  dedicated to something as nefarious as file sharing *cough* cause piracy is bad...


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Watch Aussie TV hostess fall to pieces when confronted by Chucky


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Sooooo, Burbank is round the corner from me so I feel kind of robbed I wasn't there to giggle at this in person.

I love horror movies and small scarey things, Maude Garret does not.   Maude was interviewing Leigh Whannel (the mind behind Saw and Insidious) when an actor dressed up as the famed Child's Play living, killing doll "Chucky" appeared.  The results, were unexpected.



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THE CRAFT is getting remade


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As a devoutly religious kid who grew up to get kicked out of his religion, The Craft was one of my youthful fantasy favourites.  No not four hot girls with magical powers (though that didn't hurt), but a group of kids using the supernatural to screw over everyone who ever screwed with them?  Yes please. 

Sony is remaking the movie and so far the people attached to the project make it sound pretty promising.  If you want to know more about the remake and who's in on it, check out this article here.

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So there's a Black Widow title sequence

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Christopher Haley put together this title sequence for a Black Widow movie.  It's a nice little nod of how a real Black Widow movie could be put together as it gives a nod to Black Widow's origins as a villain built in Russia as Hydra's most talented assassin... y'know, instead of the "American Gal Pal" that we get to see in all The Avengers movies.



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More Harley Quinn on the set of Suicide Squad



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Margot Robbie may be the single greatest choice for Harley Quinn that could have possibly been made, as attested to by these pics from the set.

Assassin's Creed: Syndicate trailer looks awesome

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The Assassin's Creed series is awesome, if you're not playing it, you should be. Here's the trailer to the next incarnation in the series, Syndicate.



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Satan is a crime fighter in LA?


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So I suspect that Fox has put together my next favourite TV series, "Lucifer".

Created by the good minds behind Californication (my last favourite TV series) it's plot revolves around the fact that Lucifer Morningstar aka The Devil, has quit his duties in hell and decided to move to LA.  The fact that it also features one of my all time favourite actors DB Woodside (Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Suits) as well as an actress I have a great affection for, Rachael Harris (Suits), is just icing on the cake.



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How would you like to fly with a real jetpack?


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I hate flying.  It's a combination of not being able to cope with the feeling of falling and not being in control of the plane - oddly, I'm totally fine with hot air balloons.  That odd combination of fine/not-fine means that the idea of a jetpack is equal parts terrifying and appealing.  Watching this video you can't deny just how much ridiculous fun it would be, and I suppose that if the felling of falling makes you want to vomit, you could just fly real low?



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Return to retro-gaming with "Hyper Vanguard Force"

 
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If you were a fan of the old scrolling flight shooter games than you'll what to check this tip-of-the-hat to retro style gaming, "Hyper Vanguard Forces."



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Conan explores The Witcher 3


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If you've never seen any of Conan O'Brien "Clueless Gamer" vids, it's time to start watching them.  Alternatively if you just want to see some of the gameplay to awesome Witcher 3: Wild Hunt this is a humourous chance to do that also.



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A humurous take on phone dependance


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Think you spend too much time on the phone? Min Alxe shows you how it could be worse in this animated short.



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Occulus Rift will have an official release 2016

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I'm on the fence for the Oculus Rift, a friend of mine put me through it - I could see potential but wasn't terribly excited.   Still, the premise sounds good.  Polygon had this to say about the system:

“The Oculus Rift builds on the presence, immersion, and comfort of the Crescent Bay prototype with an improved tracking system that supports both seated and standing experiences, as well as updated ergonomics for a more natural fit, and a highly refined industrial design”, according to the company

If you want to know some more about the system you can check out a few additional details here.


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Wolfenstein: The Old Blood has some sexy looking gameplay

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When Wolfenstein first came out it was the most confrontational, controversial game that had ever been made.  Sure there was blood and gore but the blatant use of Nazi symbolism made quite a few people go nuts at what they felt was the glorification of the Nazi era.  As someone who was raised in the "New Republic of Germany", or at least that's what my dad called my house, trust me, the German people have been collectively doing a duck-and-cover routine to attempt to distance themselves from Germany's ugly war past as far as possible. We're the last people on earth glorifying the Nazi era, particularly as being made to be the bad guys of X number of games and movies even though a dozen wars have passed between now and WW2, isn't thrilling either.

That being said - I have loved the f*** out of every Wolfenstein game I've ever played and am looking forward to this next one, a game where they have gone out of their way to pay respects to history.



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The real life remake of GTA 2 using drones


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You have to be a bit long in the tooth to remember Grant Theft Auto 2, and that the GTA games originally started out as a top down scroller. Well it appears that a couple people with drones remember because they remade scenes from the game using live actors and drone photography.  Check it out.



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Margot Robbie in all new pics as Harley Quinn

 
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Harley Quinn is basically a walking orgasm for fan-boys and open minded fan-girls and by that I mean she's hot, awesome and a little screwy in the head.  While she carved out a nice little role for herself in the DC comics universe, she became most popular after her appearance in the Batman Arkham video game series.

Well now she's brought to life by Margot Robbie in the upcoming movie Suicide Squad, and here are some pics from the set.

All new Star Wars Force Awakens pics

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In honor of "May The Fourth", Vanity Fair released a series of new pics from the upcoming film Star Wars Force Awakens:

New Suicide Squad pic

(Edit via Superficial.com) From left to right, the characters pictured are Slipknot (Adam Beach), Captain Boomerang (Jai Courtney), Enchantress (Cara Delevingne), Katana (Karen Fukuhara), Rick Flagg (Joel Kinnaman), Harley Quinn (Margot Robbie), Deadshot (Will Smith), Killer Croc (Adewale Akinnuoye-Agbaje), and El Diablo (Jay Hernandez).

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Somehow Cara Delevingne, who is a  model not an actress, made it into Suicide Squad... I assume she plays an angry goblin of some variety as that's basically what she looks like for 90% of her shoots, a really hot, angry goblin.  Anyway, she posted this lovely pic of the Suicide Squad cast so you now know what to expect on the big screen when the movie hits.


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You can now retro game... on Twitter?


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Via Philip Defranco

Internet Archive is a wonderful, wonderful place, with plenty of old games from your childhood to download and play. But some of us are so lazy we don't even want to go through the issues to download them, so they're making it even easier. Now, all you have to do is paste the URL from a game into a tweet, and you can play it on Twitter.

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Watch old people react to mortal kombat

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This is pretty much exactly what you expect it to be, which is old people being judgy about video games.  I always find it interesting that the people who don't play video games, are the ones that want to ban them, "Hey here's a thing I don't do... so no one else can do it either..."

I don't crochet. 
Crochet needles are potentially dangerous.

Better ban 'em...


I should point out, I think that the Mortal Kombat franchise is the greatest fighting game franchise ever created, so I'm biased.



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Ryan Phillippe will be your next Marvel superhero

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If you don't know who Iron Fist is you could be forgiven, unless you - like I - have an 8 year old who is romantically involved with watching Ultimate Spider Man:


Iron Fist is the latest character in the Marvel universe to be shamelessly whored out for money turned into a potential Netflix Television series.  Word is that Ryann Phillipe is being cast for the part although Ryan is making it clear that while the series is going ahead, all he had was a meeting, he has not been given the role.


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