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TAK3N trailer released

I'm old, I'm angry, and I'm armed...
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So I haven't seen any of the Taken movies, partly because I can't look at Liam Neeson without seeing Qui-Gon-Jinn, but that's apparently just me.

The new trailer however makes me think it's time to get over my Star Wars fixation and give the movie series a go.  Judge for yourself.

The Walking Dead: No Man's Land


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The Walking Dead is the best thing to come out on TV in years and I am a fan of everything I've played that made its way to the PC as well.  The games just have a feel to them that you don't get out of a lot of other zombie games.  Yeah there are shooters, but you're always way more awesome than the zombies - it's rare that you get that real creepy horror feel.  Well meet the latest installment in the TWD gaming franchise.

Gooooooooooaaaal! Fifa 2015



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I'm not much of a console gamer with one significant exception.  Soccer.

I am an absolute mad football (round ball peoples) nut, and by association EA FIFA football fan.  I've been playing EA sports games since the Sega Mega Drive and loved it.  FIFA got religiously played at my old house, with lads sometimes sleeping over for a week for dusk-til-dawn 4 player tournaments of FIFA on Xbox (supported by copious amounts of bourbon and pizza).

Sunset Overdrive: Prepare for gaming insanity


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So when I first saw Sunset Overdrive I was like... meh.  I'm not a console gamer, I'm a PC guy, so I don't tend to care when something comes out on console.  But after reading about it and watching the trailer, I think this is going to be balls to the walls fun!

John Wick: A Nerdgasm All-Star Extravaganza! Featuring actors from Game of Thrones, Fringe, Deadwood, and Friday Night Lights

"I would like to discuss your review of my last film..."

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Let me start by saying I love the bejesus out of Keanu Reeves.  He cops alot of crap for being two dimensional, but as far as I am concerned the man is the acting equivalent of a hammer.  You don't reach for a hammer when you want to put in a screw, but if you want to work with nails, nothing else is as good at the job as a hammer.

Keanu is an action star, and in this genre - he fucking shines.

Hannibal - Seasons 3 interview with series writer Bryan Fuller

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Hannibal is one of the few shows that I religiously watch, like an episode comes out and I'm immediately dry humping my TV in anticipation of what utter mind-fuck will happen next.  The acting, the writing, direction and cinematography in this is so crisp, so clean - every episode is a work of art.

... and the feeling you get anytime anyone eats a damn thing at Hannibal's house. *Shudder*

Anyway the good people over at IGN interviewed Bryan Fuller on the show and what we can expect in Season 3, so if you want to know more about show, head on over.

Alternatively if you are after pics of the shows lead Hugh Dancy, head over to our CELEB-bait Boys section, or for the shows ever popular Caroline Dhavernas, head over to our CELEB-bait Girls section.

Amy Acker... what happened?

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Amy Acker will forever live on in my heart as the adorable Fred from TV's Buffy spin-off, Angel.









Sure she's been in other stuff since then, most notably in Cabin in the Woods (which made me Nerdgasm so hard there are no words) by the Lord of Nerdism's Joss Whedon, but now she's in this:

J-Law: Pimping Hunger Games, oh and the new trailer

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So, as expected, no one's really heard shit from Jennifer Lawrence lately. I imagine that after a tonne of pics of you in the nude, you being covered in splooge, and you dancing with your boobs out, is released... well let's just say that I'd duck and cover too-

Till the end of time.

OMFG I WANT ONE SO BAD: JIBO Family Robot

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So there is a kickstarter project (clackity this link to see the JIBO page) to build a family robot and if this is legit I would be willing to do terrible terrible things to attain one.  Check out the video:



My first date with Summer Holiday – A Sims 4 game review

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Been a long time since Sims 1
I remember looking at her as we walked, I think she could feel my eyes on her because she glanced back to look at me. Her lips parted, shy, but knowing. As she did I felt my heart beat a hole through my chest. I still couldn’t believe she’d said ‘yes’—how could this person, this angel, have agreed to spend her time with me?
In a rare moment of courage, I took her hand and turned her towards me. 
As our eyes met I could feel the tension between us.  I nervously confessed my attraction to her and asked her if she felt the same. With a laugh, she spoke of our chemistry. 
ZING! Win! I'm in!
This was it, this was my moment... 
I reached behind my back, and as if by magic I grabbed a hidden rose.  With a bow and a flourish I displayed my gift to my lady.
Surprised, she put a hand to her chest and reached out to accept the gift. Her fingers long and lovely caressed the stem-
...
...
... And then she fucking imploded!
IMPLODED! HOW THE FUCK DOES A DATE IMPLODE??? *Poof* Gone, just like that…

Dear EA,

I wish to discuss the bugs you have left in Sims 4. 'Chunks-of-date-red' is not my color. Though I suppose it could have been worse; she could have said, 'it's not you, it's me...'

Dan

Game of Thrones: Season 5 will not include several regular characters

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Peter Dinklage is the man...

I'm a Game of Thrones nut - love it. Whenever the theme music of the show starts I just sing 'Peter Dinklage' over and over again, gleefully anticipating whatever will happen next.

Walking Dead Spin-off is green-lit! + Z-Nation coming next season!

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If you're following this blog you'll know I have a weakness (no not bewbs, wait... yes, that too) and it's zombies.  I have a long time love/hate relationship with zombies.  Disease/losing your mind and having people you love turn against you are my trifecta for things that scare the utter shit out of me - and zombies represent all three.  Strangely, I'm fascinated by anything that scares me so rather than avoid things like zombie movies and games, I engage and follow them with reckless abandon.

Game of Thrones Actress in new movie; National celebration of red heads

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'YOOOO KNOE NUTTIN JON SNOW!'


Today is Happy Redhead's day! I had no idea that was a thing... but as for a period of time in my life I religiously and almost exclusively dated redheads (yeah, I know, I'm a shallow prick) let's appreciate a ginger.

If you're a Game of Thrones nut (like mwah) then you may be interested to know that our favourite angry ranga (Rose Leslie) is about to burst onto the big screen with the new horror movie 'Honeymoon'.

Is a 'Blade' prequel trilogy on its way?

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Remember when vampires weren't sparkley?
Blade fanboys/girls unite!

Blade may be the greatest vampire movie series to have ever been made in my opinion.  As a mad fan of the Vampire the Masquerade table top and PC RPGs, Blade was like a wet dream for my vampire addiction (not the sparkly kind, the kind that rip off faces). Wesley Snipes as a badass Dhampir filled me with blood-red-ruby-rainbows of joy.

New Season coming: American Horror Story - Freakshow

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American Horror Story still has a pretty devout following. I loved this when it first came out but tuned out during season three.  A lot of my friends thought the second season was better than the first, but I feel like it's been going down hill since the end of the first season (though my partner still loveeees it).

So if you're into the show, rejoice - season four is almost upon us with this teaser trailer being released by Fox:




And the show intro looking like this:

Faith No More - new album after 18 years: MotherF***er

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So after days of churning out articles on The Fappening/Celebgate I just went '-stop typing, go outside bro...' which is why you didn't hear about this yesterday.

Faith No More - who I desperately love, with Angel Dust and King for a Day... Fool for a Lifetime being two of my most re-listened to albums ever, announced they will be releasing a new album - MotherFucker.  No, I'm not calling you one, that's the name of the album: MotherFucker.  Has a certain poetry to it right?

*child unwraps presents from under the Christmas tree, looks in surprise at CD gift*
'Daddy... what's a mother fucker?'
'How you got here son, how you got here...'

Anyway if you want to read some more about what they are up to with the new album, check out this article over at The Guardian...

Faith No More - one of my rock tune staples - are back!